I love my mother. She sent me money, offered to pay for courses if I go back to school, and bought me the coolest measuring cups and spoons ever.

In addition, my sister sent me a video tape, program and poster from her last dance concert (which I was unable to attend) and 2 pairs of boots. Now I can get rid of the 2 similar pairs of boots that I've never broken in because they are too tight. Anyone wear a ladies' 7? They're free.

Finally, a note to my neighbors: There are 40 units in this building, and only 4 washing machines. Don't you think, perhaps, that leaving your laundry in them while you're at work is a bit rude?