Monday, October 10, 2005


Will and I would like to apologize if we have said to you, in the last eight weeks or so, that we are "in negotiations" to expand our family. This was said in error, as we really meant we were (chronologically):

  • fucking like bunnies
  • waiting two weeks
  • peeing on a stick
  • waiting two minutes
  • staring at the stick, saying, "do you think..." "I'm pretty sure..." "er..." "um..."
  • peeing on more sticks
  • which were defective
  • finally, on the third day of peeing, getting a +
  • keeping it a secret
Baby is due May 25th.