New York calling
Lady: I'm calling from the New York Post. We'd like to give you a FREE trial period!
Me: I'm from New York. I'm not a fan of the Post.
Lady: Oh! Thank you for your time.
Another Lady: This is the Daily News. We'd like to offer you FREE DELIVERY for one year!
Me: I'm not interested.
A.L.: All we ask is fifty cents a week for delivery charges!
Me: Then it isn't actually free, now is it?