This entry is all about farts.

Someone in Mission Viejo (southern Orange County) just asked me to light a match or something. Because MY ASS STINKS.

Last night Cassie took me and Will and Darren and Jenn to Marouch, where the food is really delicious and full of garlic. The vegetarian dishes all have garbanzo beans and/or fava beans.

I am a vegetarian who cannot digest beans. And yet I eat lots of hommos.

It is really problematic.

...Aren't you glad you read this entry?