Wednesday, September 11, 2002

Noire Bettie says:
Did you really invent the word beyotch? I'm so impressed!
Jennifer says:
I did. Right after I invented the internet.
Noire Bettie says:
You're AL GORE?!?
Jennifer says:
I am!
Noire Bettie says:
Wow. I totally voted for you.
Jennifer says:
Me too!
Jennifer says:
Someone told me it was wrong of me--I shoulda voted for Bush. I said, "Hey- I'm not in Florida, now am I?"
Noire Bettie says:
You are very witty, Mr. Gore.
Jennifer says:
I am. Doesn't come off so much on camera, though, does it?
Noire Bettie says:
Say, do you get teased a lot for your name? Like, by horror fans, maybe?
Jennifer says:
Sometimes. Mostly I get teased for marrying Tipper.
Jennifer says:
I try to tell those fuckers, er, I mean my constituents, that she was a real babe back in her day. And she's not as uptight as she comes off. I hear her dancing around singing "411 is a joke in your town" ALL THE TIME! She LOVES Public Enemy.