Several very important orders of business:

P@, your comments were being standoffish. What I was going to say is this: Don't worry, Del and mUrt only tried to axe-murder me the once. Otherwise, they're very nice and you'll be fine. CassyLee on the other hand...well, I'd better not say.

Stephanie, your comments were behaving themselves just fine.

Jennifer, you are a whore.

WDers, every one: I'm writing a new post. It ought to be ready by 2003. It will be the ultimate.

I had bad milk in my coffee this morning. I think this entitles me to a present. Any suggestions?

I think that covers it for now. Sorry I've been so bad about updates.

MONKEY!