It burns! It burns!

I chopped a hot pepper for my lunch. I washed my hands very thoroughly. And yet, after touching my nose just a teensy bit, it is on fire. No more spicy food for me. Maybe I will stop cooking altogether, in fact.

The good news is that after I put a little tea tree oil on my nose, the burn went from BLINDING PAIN to "ouch."

OUCH! Damn it. Now my tongue is burning. At least I've found the culprit.

Note to self: 1. Stop biting your nails. 2. Invest in a nail brush.

In other news...

My sister is the greatest person on earth. She bought me this. I am indescribably happy.