ieSpell is my new best friend.

All of my former best friends can fuck off.

Except Will! Don't fuck off, I love you. ieSpell is my second-best friend.

In other news, I got a slip in the mailbox informing me that a Mysterious Parcel is waiting for me at the post office. Normally the postman writes either the sender's name or the zip code. This one just says "Ohio." It isn't from my father, which leads me to believe that it may, possibly, be a parcel containing a dead hooker. Ooh! Or I might have a secret admirer! (Or both.)