ieSpell is out, Sylvia is in.

I spent about 40 minutes on the phone with a service representative named Sylvia from SBC this afternoon. When all was said and done, I had DSL (active next Tuesday), had switched long-distance service (active tomorrow) and had managed to save approximately $18/month.

Screw you, MSN! Fuck you and your crappy, overpriced dial-up! But, um, not until next Tuesday. Edit: I forgot to say - Fuck you, AT&T, as well.

Conversation that took place immediately thereafter:

Will: So I can have $18 a month to spend on toys?
Me: Don't be ridiculous! This is a partnership, you can have nine.
Will: A partnership, eh? The house had better be spotless when I get home.

Needless to say, he'll be getting the full $18.