Hee. Heeheehee.

Someone found my blog searching for Sicilian Curses. This is absolutely brilliant. I wish I knew some Sicilian curses. If only my grandparents hadn't turned their backs on our family heritage! Bastard* first-generation Americans! What did they think? That Pittsburgh was something to be proud of? All Pittsburgh has going for it is Primanti Brothers, and they've only been around since the 70s!

Mmmmmmmm, Primanti's. I am suddenly very hungry.


*My great-grandparents were married.