I guess I don't have a finer understanding of war after all.

In a completely unexpected battle maneuver, Will's parents completely reversed their strategy, leaving us stranded with a lot of rage and no one to direct it at. Damn it. Maybe we could get a punching bag...

In other news, I remembered how to write. As in, actual, honest-to-goodness, I could get this published if I bothered writing. It is utterly terrifying and strangely arousing.