Oh, gee whiz. Why don't we just reinstate the Hays Code?

Stop the world, I want to get off.

The FCC has announced that it may be investigating soap operas due to their "steamy" content. Excuse me while I laugh my head off in preparation to expatriate. (If that wasn't already a word, it is now.)

Do something about it. (There is no proof whatsoever that petitions like this work, and I have myself spoken against online petitions in the past. However, in this case I feel that it cannot possibly hurt.)