I was absent when they handed out patience.

So, Dodgeball took in close to $12 million on Friday. Almost twice as much as The Terminal, which makes me laugh. I laugh at you, Steven Spielberg! Motherfucker. I laugh at you, Dreamworks! Fuckers.

Ahem.

Today's box office numbers aren't up yet. I am going CRAZY waiting. I'm refreshing, refreshing, refreshing that page, but nothing.

It seems silly to say that a little comedy about people getting hit by dodgeballs is so important, but it is. Will found this script. He championed this movie and made sure the "important" people read it. And besides, it's really damn funny.

If you haven't seen Dodgeball yet, go see it. Now.