FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

And for good measure: FUCK SHIT CUNT COCK FUCK.

Guess what!

It's raining.

GUESS WHAT ELSE!

The cocksucking shitface building management still has not repaired the roof. So there is a FUCKING LEAK. AGAIN. Luckily, it is not over any of the furniture that we FINALLY PUT BACK WHERE IT BELONGS, but I am still slightly peeved.

UPDATE: WE'RE UP TO THREE LEAKS. I HAVE CALLED WILL AND ASKED HIM TO COME HOME AND STOP ME FROM TAKING A HAMMER TO ALL THE GLASS IN THE BUILDING (NOT COUNTING OUR APARTMENT).