Sunday, March 13, 2005


So, I'm talking to this guy who may or may not have a job opening that I may or may not be applying for, so you may or may not want to cross your fingers for me (and I may or may not be sorry I can't tell you any more than that), and he asks me to tell him a little about myself. So I'm writing up this pseudo-biography, relevant details only, but I keep thinking of things About Me that are not relevant at all but I totally want to include. So I'm going to post them here.

  • I make a damn fine martini.
  • Margaritas too. In fact, I am just an excellent bartender.
  • I have fabulous hair.
  • I like pie.

Not a very long list, but I'm sure it's one I can keep adding to indefinitely.