Will this contest never be over?!

I have spent most of the afternoon trying to purchase a prize for the stupid caption contest winner. (The contest is stupid. The winner is quite clever.) Due entirely to my own inability to click on buttons with a mouse, I have had to start over repeatedly.

The winner should get his/her prize in ten to twelve weeks. (If I haven't had success by then, I'll buy something in a brick and mortar.) (Also, I'm exaggerating. Should be two weeks, tops, barring any unforseen shipping disasters, which seem likely now that I say that.)

Argh. Bad day.