Dear All of my Friends,

A few points of clarification on my last entry.

Actually, no. I'll just rephrase: Next year is my 25th birthday. I am inviting all of you, and if anyone changes plans because of anyone else, I am uninviting everyone and sulking forever.

Also, I wouldn't have said anything if it weren't for the fact that I value all of your friendships. So stop being so paranoid. Jen, this means you.