Well, that proves it. They're out to get me.

I was over at CHUD, poking around for their review of Equilibrium, which is supposed to be fabulous but I know nothing about excepting the cast. So, I find the review, and I start reading. The first two pictures are of Christian Bale, which is fine - he has first billing, and is presumably in most of the movie.

So I keep reading. I scroll down. More pictures. A book. Christian Bale. Christian Bale. Christian Bale.

Where is Sean Bean? This is so unfair.