I am registered to vote, but affiliate myself with no political party.

I am pro-gun control, but also believe in the right to bear arms.

I am well-educated, but hold no degrees.

I am loyal to a fault, and forgive too easily, but when crossed my Sicilian side takes over.

I am a vegetarian (sort of) but my favorite thing to cook is meat.

I am not a feminist, but I believe in equal rights for everyone.

I would rather be a monkey.