I like getting tons of comments.

Therefore, I should kick lots of ass every day.

The trouble is, kicking ass is tiring, and some days I need to just go hang with Vince Vaughn, drinking martinis.

OK, I hate martinis and don't know if Vince will be in attendance, but I am going to the Underdogs wrap party tonight with Will. (The movie is technically going by "Untitled Dodgeball Movie," but the original name is most excellent and I refuse to call it anything else until I have to.)

The question, of course, is what should I wear?