I just love Margaret Cho.

"I asked God about it, and He just laughed. Laughed for a long time, until He started coughing. God and I have some good shit going on. I have a church in my house and I go up and talk to Him everyday. We get our groove on. He is telling me everything is going to be alright. He told me to remember that my name is ancient. "Margaret" is a Roman name, which means 'pearl.' "Pearls before swine!" He said, and then laughed so hard that milk came out of His nose. (We were kicking it with some Strawberry Quik.) God love to laugh at His own jokes, but they are truly divine."

She writes this in response to...oh, no, it's too good, just go read Margaret's blog.