Yikes!

OK. I know html and I have a pretty good understanding of CSS. I have no freakin' idea what perl, mySQL and CGI mean (well, I know what they mean, just not how they work), and FTP confuses me.

So what the fuck am I doing with this paid web hosting?

This is going to be the most basic website on earth.

(I'm just venting. I am actually quite certain that I can figure everything out as I need to.)

As soon as I figure out how to upload files, I'll need some test readers. Leave me a comment if you want to volunteer - but please be aware that I'll need more constructive feedback than "it's fine" or "it looks nice" (not that I don't want to hear that, of course). Just know that I'm asking for a little more of your time.