VGC 3000

We got a wedding gift from Will's former boss/co-worker today. A copy of GTA: San Andreas and an empty spray bottle with the following written on it:

Girls,
Does the trash need 2 be taken out? Are you undersexed?
Is your man addicted to video games?
Here is your cure: THE VGA 3000!
Just fill with water, point at your man, and squeeze!
With two High Tec settings: Spray or Stream
you are bound to cure his addiction to Video Games.

The other side of the bottle says VIDEO GAME CURE 3000.

(In case anyone is curious - he asked what we wanted and I specifically approved the video game, because I know Will wants it and it gives me more time to knit.)