Monday, April 18, 2005

All the advice you'll ever need! Part I.

GUYS! Unsure if a lady likes you - like that? JUST KISS HER.

The trick is to have a beer first. Then, if she totally rejects you and it's way too awkward and you're afraid you'll have to give up her friendship, you can say you were drunk and have NO IDEA what you were thinking!

In a week and a half, she will be totally obsessed with you and heartbroken because you don't like her.