"War is not the answer."

So we're driving home from a guacamole party (theme parties are The Best when the theme is a food I like) and there's a vehicle ahead of me with this stupid "War is not the answer" bumper sticker. I'm not exactly pro-war, but the bumper sticker is just retarded. WHAT WAS THE QUESTION? I can think of several to which "War" most certainly is the answer. For example, "What is a declared conflict between two countries?" And that's just what I came up with sitting at a red light behind this idiot. Now I need to be in charge of bumper stickers, too. I am going to be really busy when I finally take over.