Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Actual words that came out of my mouth today.

"I'm sorry. I'm nine months pregnant."

I was trying to excuse myself for first handing the cashier an expired credit card and then, instead of giving her my other credit card, handing her back the same one.

It occurs to me that when she asked if I needed help out to the car, she might have been expressing concern rather than following protocol.