I love Blogger!
I am making this post and marking it as a draft. That is so neat! I can post it and none of you can see it. I am doing this because my goddamn sister isn't answering her goddamn phone. She must have a life or something. Stupid bint - I need to ask her something Very Important. No, really. This time I mean it.
You see, I'm going to ask her to be my maid of honor.
I guess you can all figure out the rest. You're a pretty intelligent bunch.
Edit after she called back...
Well, one, she said yes. Actually, she screamed it. All of Wells College is now half-deaf. And two, I don't have a ring yet. We're shopping. Oh, and we haven't set a date, so don't ask. We've only told our families and already I'm annoyed with that question.