So I had given up on posting stupid quiz results...

But it's Edward Gorey!


You will be smothered under a rug. You're a little
anti-social, and may want to start gaining new
social skills by making prank phone calls.


What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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I don't know about that prank phone call business, though. I am reasonably certain that I live in the only household on earth without caller ID.