I changed my mind. I don't want to get married.

That isn't true, but I had a moment of sheer terror a little while ago. I was looking through some photos of someone else's wedding (I don't know the person whose wedding it was, and only know the photographer through her online journal, but nevermind) and one of them was captioned "Attendants arrange the dress so [bride] can sit down." Now, it was a beautiful dress. But the thought of there ever being an occasion for which I would willingly wear a dress that prevented me from sitting down...

Then I remembered that I already have a dress, and it will never prevent me from any such thing. Phew! Crisis averted.