Dear Real Estate Agents,

Seriously: a condo is not a 'Single Family Home'. A condo is a glorified apartment. A single family home is a freestanding building. Got it?

Oh, and by the way: don't tempt me with your chef's kitchens and promise three photos of the house only for me to find that all three pictures are of the front yard. And by the way, what was that thing in the yard, anyway? Part of a car? Part of the house?

Idiots.