Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Time's Up!

Dear Mugger,

Enjoy my car. I'm not looking for it anymore*. If you abandoned it, I hope you're embarrassed (though perhaps it was wise, as State Farm probably has better lawyers than we do).

I'm getting a Mazda3†. Sucker!

Rot In Hell Love,

*All right, I was never doing any of the looking.
†This has not been decided for sure yet, but is looking likely. Mainly because I will cry if I can't have it.