Ways in which I am a horrible bitch.

• I believe implicitly that my own need to eat, sit down, pee, sleep, whatever trumps all else.
  
  
• I use the baby as an excuse for the above.

What makes you a horrendous bitch, dear readers? (Don't bother telling me that it's OK to do this stuff � I know it is or I really wouldn't. I still think it is pretty funny and a little obnoxious.)