Some important facts I have learned about Hollywood lately:

• Ben Stiller: has a very firm handshake.
  
• Vince Vaughn: always looks like that.
  
• When in doubt - wear the leather jacket/coat.

Some important questions I have about Hollywood remakes:

• Freaky Friday (DVD): "Alternate" endings? THEY GET BACK THEIR OWN BODIES AND LEARN A VALUABLE LESSON. How many "alternates" can there be to that?
  
• Love Don't Cost A Thing: WHY?