"IT'S DIE HARD IN A WHEELCHAIR"

CHUD - Cinematic Happenings Under Development: "'IT'S DIE HARD IN A WHEELCHAIR'"

*Yawn*

I am so bored of studio execs following me around. Seriously - every time I have a hilarious or clever idea for a movie, it is announced within weeks.

OK, so I didn't exactly come up with "Die Hard In A Wheelchair," but neither did Fox. That was Nick Nunziata's spin on the franchise. I did, however, spend about an hour last week recommending Die Hard spin-offs to Will. I think my best was Die Hard In A Grocery Store. OK, so I'm pretty sure that was the only one I came up with, but I spend about an hour pitching it. (By "pitching it," I mean laughing hysterically at myself and asking Will, "Aren't I funny?")