Pervert!

I used to have the biggest pervy-old-lecher crush on Philippe. He was only about two years younger than me, which isn't so bad until you consider that I met him when I was 18. One day I drove to his (private!) high school, found his car in the parking lot and put a bumper sticker on it that was green and said "Visualize Whirled Peas." I liked it so much that after he found out it was me I got one for my own car. I never planned to do anything about my crush and honestly had no interest in pursuing it anyway, but man, was he cute! He totally knew I had the hots for him, too. Bastard.