Random Obituary Generator of Doom

Crucifiction Games: Random Obituary Generator of Doom:

"We regret to announce the untimely passing of Annika, who on the 2nd of June of this year was randomly smothered in hot fat by a couple of passing gremlins. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted 'Well, there goes the rest of my day...' just before expiring. Annika is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month."

Hee.