Head hurts.

There's a fire alarm going off in the hallway. I checked it (a cookie for you if you can guess what was in my hand when I opened the apartment door - hint: I am an ironic retard) and didn't see smoke. It is very loud.

Oh, thank god - someone turned it off. Maybe. It buzzed again for a couple seconds.

Exciting Culinary Fact o' the Day: frozen chicken bones cannot be broken with your bare hands. Oops.