Long time no blog

You know how sometimes when you have a lot of stuff to do you get overwhelmed and don't seem to get anything done? My entire life feels like that. Go-go-go with no results.

It will be a miracle if we pull this wedding off.

It will be an even bigger miracle if I ever catch up on laundry. Like, I will be up for Sainthood. You get to be a Saint if you perform miracles, right?

Boy, I hope so.

On the other hand, I don't really know what Sainthood entails. I have this nagging suspicion that it involves Being Dead, which sounds like a big let-down after Performing Miracles. Especially if my Miracle is laundry, because as we all know, You Can't Take It With You. And I really, really need to wash my favorite pants.

I am 1/2 Roman Catholic. Lapsed. I hope that's good enough. Don't you only have to be, like, 1/32 Lakota to be considered Native American? And I don't think they even make you own a casino or anything, so I should be fine. Right? RIGHT?

Oh dear.