Thursday, November 18, 2004

One week from now...

...we will be fat and bloated from the feast I am cooking.

Turkey, roasted.

Dressing (which is the same as stuffing minus the stuffing it up the bird's ass part).


Cranberry sauce.

Mashed potatoes.

Dinner rolls or biscuits or cornbread (I haven't decided).


Corn, roasted.

Pie, pumpkin (and maybe apple).

Also on the menu is a roast with appropriate dressings (appropriate = whatever Jenn deems nice) and whatever other goodies I am inspired to make in my fever of excitement.