I have learned to cast on. Maybe not correctly, but there are stitches on a needle, so I am not going to be fussy.
I already knew how to knit (the actual stitch) but the actual making something skill is still eluding me. I hold my yarn incorrectly, it would seem. But I am very good at ripping out stitches (FUN!) so I expect to have an abandoned half-finished project by the middle of the week.