I should be writing Screwball Comedies.

This exchange (expurgated) just took place in the Testing Forum at Buffyguide. I am reprinting it here for prosperity, and because I am so pleased with my own wit.

Beth: So. What is there to do in the "New York of the South?"

Rob: We prefer to think of New York as being the "Atlanta of the North."

Me: Next thing you'll be telling me that Japan is the "Little Tokyo of the East."