Contest Finalists!

In the order they were posted (I think).

• Heath said...
  Will smiles with satisfaction that his years of slowly building an immunity to Ioccaine poison have finally come to fruition.
  
  
• Amanda said...
  "Seconds later, with an entire glass of red wine soaking through his clothes, Will resolved to never again goose someone with a drink in his hands."
  
  
• Rodolfo said...
  Maynard secretly replaced Will's fresh ground coffee with Folger's crystals.
  
  
• Min said...
  Will looks on with a knowing smile as Maynard is shocked to silence by the photographer's dazzling rack.
  
  
• Simon said...
  The auditions for the new James Bond had attracted some strange candidates.

If you like, you may comment with your vote for the winner. The comments may or may not effect my decision. There's a good chance they will, since I have thusfar only narrowed it down to five.

The other entries can be read here, and I recommend it if you haven't been through them yet. Very funny stuff.