In which it finally hits me that my boobs will never be the same.

Stretch marks? Check.

Colostrum? Check.

Ewwwwwwww.

p.s. if you don't know what colostrum is and are not into babies and what they do to our bodies, you'd probably be better off staying in the dark.

p.p.s. this is all actually v v cool, but weird and a tiny bit frightening.

p.p.p.s. my first p.s. probably got your imagination going and I bet whatever you're imagining is way grosser than the real thing.