I am cheating on my job!

I've decided, since yesterday went swimmingly, to work from 9:00 to noon daily, with a few hours in the afternoon as needed. It is very naughty of me to be updating my blog! But I am fact-checking in another window, so it must be OK.

Did I even mention that I have a new job? Probably not. I signed the confidentiality agreement without reading all of it, so I don't know if I'm allowed to say anything at all. Wouldn't it be funny if part of the NDA stated that I couldn't disclose that I'd signed it? Funny, but also scary-fascist.

A little bit ago, it took me a full five minutes to come up with "risk." As an opposite of "benefit." I am retarded.

Well, back to work! Wasn't this fun?