Turn up the bass!

Someone-possibly my downstairs neighbor-is playing "music" with such loud bass that my chair is shaking. I am on the second floor of my apartment. It is so loud that I actually cannot tell where it is coming from, which makes the chances of my asking them to turn it down even slimmer than they were to begin with. (Normally that's the action I'd advocate, but I had neighbors in Chicago who were CRAZY and almost killed us when we asked them to turn their music down so I tend to avoid that sort of thing now. Those same neighbors used to vacuum at 4:00 in the morning. Every morning.)

It is not looking likely that I will get much more work done this morning. My head is beginning to hurt and I can't take painkillers. BETTIE SMASH.