I've got it in my head that I need to paint all of my furniture red. By "all," what I really mean is the 4 matching bookcases, the "matching" IKEA chair, and possibly the unfinished pine bookcase that is desperately in need of repair from cat-claw damage. Also maybe the computer desk, even though I bought stain for it already.

I don't have any red paint.

My shoulder is killing me. I need an in-house masseuse.

I've been going through photographs of myself, and decided (again) that I should be in pin-ups.