I'm such a retard.

I got myself so worked up about a Speed-style explosion that I am almost disappointed that it didn't happen.

What is worse, of course, is waiting another year to see season 3, which I am fairly certain is airing now. It is almost enough to make me want to sign up for cable and cancel it as soon as The Shield is over for the season. But I know me, and I don't know if I'd be able to give it up once I have it. And we do not need cable.

In other news, I am eating a pop tart. This is very unlike me. But damn, it is good. Almost as good as Rancid.