It doesn't count as sugar!

Right, so I'm doing this whole "no sugar at night" thing, and I'm eating banana bread with molasses.

I figure the sugar in the banana bread baked off, like alcohol does, and the molasses doesn't count because...um, because. Besides, I only stopped eating sugar because it made me crave bread and salt, and I was already eating bread.

Incidentally, mere days after I made this decision, Val on What I Like About You tried to give up sugar. I told you! They're listening to me...