Everybody has cake but me.

Thank god.

If I consume any more sugar, ever, somebody shoot me. I had a tummy-ache last night and have a rousing headache today, and I blame my willy-nilly consumption of jelly beans, chocolate chips and maple syrup (not all at once) entirely.

I tried to take a nap but my back is sore as well and I couldn't get comfy.

I know a bath would fix it but I tend to get light-headed from the heat if I am already feeling poorly, so I can't do that until Will gets home. Alas, when Will gets home we are going to a friend's house. No bath for me.

And of course I am sitting here feeling sorry for myself when poor Marsh is having a ten billion times worse day. Everyone throw cake at her. Er, or something like that.