Help.

I killed American Airlines, O'Hare, and the President.

I am in jail.

Please send money for bail. They won't actually let me post bail or talk to a lawyer yet, but hopefully they will soon - and if not, I can use the money to buy cigarettes to trade with Gina, who seems to be in charge here. She looks kinda like Jenette Goldstein in Aliens. I like her. Alas, I think she likes me, if you know what I mean.

I don't know where I am, but based on the smell of the small amount of air we get every morning, I am thinking Guantanamo.